Happy New Hot

Do you know what second best way to ring in the New Year is? After laughter? With a hot lady. Or, in this case, hot ladies. Wait, did I say second best? Hm. I need to work on my priorities. Put that on my resolutions list for 2013. May I work on prioritizing hot ladies for the next 365 days. Preferabbly with the help of Sarah Shahi and friends.

Lucy Liu

Florence Welch

Keira Knightley

Piper Perabo

Katee Sackhoff & Tricia Helfer

Anne Hathaway

Kat Dennings & Jessica Chastain

Yeah, I don't know what is happening in that last one either. But, you know, go with it.

Happy New Funny

I firmly believe the best way to start a new year is with a good laugh. So here is one courtesy the pretty, witty and gay Mae Martin. She’s Canadian, eh, but does her funny business across the pond. Damn you Brits, getting all the cool stuff and Mini Cheddars. So please kick off your new year reading erotic Harry Potter fan fiction and nursing your hangover with the medicine called laughter. Happy 2013, kittens.