Fuck you, Comcast

So, fun story. My Comcast wireless router just up and stopped working yesterday for no apparent reason. And when I called customer support - after more than an hour of "help" and failed transfers and more "help" - they said they do not provide free support for wireless anymore, so it would cost me $80 to get help. Neat-O! So instead of paying their ransom, I am going to trade in my old router and get a new router/modem combo from them tomorrow. And then use their 30-day free tech support with new equipment to get my wireless router working again. Circumventing the highway robbery? YOU BETCHA.

This, of course, means I am with very limited internet until I get the switch made. So until then please enjoy Lily Allen expressing my sentiments exactly.